

All I can tell you is this: buy Garfield Kart: Furious Racing for the Nintendo Switch™. Even dictating this review so that my servant can post it to Metacritic is taking more focus away from my gaming than I would like.

I wish I could describe what about this game was able to fundamentally change who I am, but words simply will never do it justice. My body is now trained to only need sleep during the game's loading screens, and I have become the #1 player worldwide. This is also how I have been able to use the bathroom. The divorce and move were all done without ever putting the game down, thanks to my Nintendo Switch™ and its handheld mode. I divorced my partner, who somehow did not reach the same enlightenment as I, quit my job, and now live in a studio apartment in Alaska, alone with only a servant I hired using my life savings to hand-feed me while I continue playing. I sped to the store, purchased a Nintendo Switch™ and a copy of Garfield Kart: Furious Racing, went home, and began playing. He let out a short chuckle and replied "Oh, that's Garfield Kart for the Switch." That was the sentence that changed my life. As soon as the door opened and I could see my friend, the words "WHAT WAS ON THAT TV?" came crashing out of my mouth, engulfed in panic. I rushed to the door and started pounding. My heart sank as some emotion came over me that I had not felt in all my life. I stood peering through that window for what had to have been two minutes, though it could just as easily have been two decades. It was a screen on which a cat was displayed, racing through a neighborhood though that description alone falls laughably short of doing justice to the marvel I beheld. It immediately piqued my interest, and I took a few steps closer for a better view. I was passing by the house of a close friend on my daily walk through the neighborhood when I caught a glimpse through his window of something I had never seen before. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing took me completely by surprise. I thought that surely life couldn't be better. I had a highly lucrative career that excited me each day, a soul mate that I couldn't believe I was lucky enough to spend my life with, and several million dollars invested that would one day enable us to travel the world together.
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